Day Two ...Again?

It seems like we're always on day two. What's up with that? Anyway... Joel's fighting some sea snakes while waiting for his sword to upgrade. He used his magic gold dust. Zora babies!
He also helped some seahorse lovers get back together. It was cute. (Really they look like giraffes.)
Sometimes I can't believe Joel. He's making girls cry now. They're even pirates. Alayna would be ashamed. He even killed a couple. o_o What the... the pirates are half ninja..? She just used a smoke bomb to run away!

Well Joel started over. He's racing the mean old Gorman brothers. Joel's cool friends are here... I think they're real bored though. Yay! We have the Garo's mask! :D This one is my favorite.

I didn't keep up with him very well today, sorry. I'm tired and frustrated with my homework. :(

Joel's Day Two

Joel just saved the Romani Ranch from aliens. I totally forgot about that part in this game. o_o I'm not very good at shooting stuff while riding a horse, so I let him do it. He got all the big poes when we played Ocarina of Time.

Now he wants to march around with baby chickens. It's adorable. He tried to at night, but right as he was about to really get into it, they kicked him out. It made me laugh. Poof. Giant chickens. :D

Have you ever noticed how creepy Tingle is? Seriously... He weirds me out. Really bad. If he was in real life he'd be one of those people that you automatically know are creepsters. Like that "Steve" kid we knew in Game Design. There's no way to be comfortable around people like them, especially if you're left alone with them. >_<

Everyone is so worried about the moon. It is pretty creepy. I'd be scared. Why can't the Gorman brothers just be nice? It's mean to steal people's milk. And I don't even like milk. But now we have a cow mask and can go to the bar.

We have learned the dance of a dead man. Now we must spread the craze throughout the world.

Apparently in Termina, seagulls are like vultures. :/ One final rock song before you die. No better way to go, baby! Rest in peace Mikau.

Majora's Mask: Day Two

It is now Night one. 8:00...and emily is talking to frogs down by the spring...

what?..

After making the music man angry, he gave her a mask that tells her to lead parades of little animals. oh cute. Now she's practicing with a dog. ok she got bored of that...saw that coming. I'm surprised she didn't kick the dog.

I've never understood the ploop ploop noises that the bomber gang makes when they walk around. It sounds like their shoes are full of water. typical little kids

After barging into the wrong room and jumping on a table, disrupting some weird juggler's card game, link/emily went to meet anju in the kitchen at midnight to discuss her run away fiance, kaifei, who has mysteriously disappeared. Scandalous! Also, there are bugs in the kitchen. Double Scandal!

...aaand anju is taking too long so emily is standing on the microwave...
Creaking door! omg! here she comes...

...
there are still bugs walking around in the kitchen
...

wow anju walks ridiculously slowly...

... she's still going... also seemingly unfazed by the skittering beetles.

ok she finally gave us a freakin letter. Bout time. Emily/link has an important meeting...in which she will be batman. Sort of...she saves this old lady's purse...which is full of bombs. Exciting life. And then she mails that letter immediately after. Like a boss. Ka-ching!

But apparently it was all for naught...Emily was still rejected from the milk bar. Haters.

The next morning, emily woke up in a box. it was raining. She was staking out Kafei's hiding spot in hopes of catching him accepting the letter from the mailman. Unfortunately, the mailman is late as usual. In frustration, emily tracks down the mailman just to make sure he's doing his job. What a slacker.

ANYWAY.

Now emily is attacking everything in the field. she's kind of scary actually. I'm glad she doesn't have a sword in real life. she just sliced out a slimes heart out and ate it. o_o

Once her murderous rage subsided, she ran back to the laundry pool to find kafei...little did she know that...we had broken the quest by saving that bomb lady. Oops.

Emily takes her rage out on chopping logs at the swordsman school.

Majora's Mask: Day One

It really is Day One. 72 hours left. Well now there's only 60 hours left. Joel decided he would be a nice person and put a baby to sleep. He sung him a lullaby and it was soooo cute. Now he's just carrying some food around like a weirdo. Who carries their food over their head to show off to the world like that? Joel sure is strange sometimes. Apparently he wants to carry it over his head to show off how strong he his. His words. At least he got a frog hat out of it I guess.

Oh he just rolled off a cliff and died. lolololol. :D

I need to do my homework now. If anything super amazing happens, I'll update. :P

Edit: Like killing a giant Goron. o_o I can't believe he'd just put him to sleep and make him fall off a cliff like that. How inconsiderate of the sacredness of life. No respect.

Ninja joel edit: He didn't even die! He just woke up in the bottom of a canyon without any recollection of who he was or where he came from :P